firelordazula: do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
mitten: in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
iwassoaloneandioweyouataco: what if you had never joined tumblr think about that think of all the people you’d never have met think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched #I was so alone #and I owe you so much Did you mean: #I was so alone #and I owe you a taco
that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch: castiel-counts-deans-freckles: mishcollin: i converted 4 people on my floor to watching supernatural and one who just started goes, “but the first episode is so sad omg” the first episode she’ll never make it. She’s a goner How do we know she is a she?
Great tumblr mysteries
airheartsonfire: somanyobsessions: geniethedawesome: i-dobelieveincommas: The name of the Doctor What happened in Budapest How Sherlock survived Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from what is homestuck How does Sam always have wifi that’s how
the-fandom-queen-of-skaia: shazelblue: what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food I tried to scroll. I tried so fucking hard.
weirdsynthnoises: urqtgf: How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
iamthemeep: kyrianne: If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles. It’ll make everything better. The da vinci load
Misha Collins recently confirmed at a Convention that Cas still has all of his...– x (via spnsamdeancas) NO I DON’T WANT TRENCHCOAT TO GO NO NO NO… but….Cas in plaid shirt…. DEAN’S plaid shirt….. ok…. (via angelwhoisinlovewithyou) Can’t wait to see this (via faintindestruction) SCREAMING (via trenchcoatandimpala)
Anonymous asked: What's your name?
This one's for the fangirls and boys:
durnesque-esque: (Inspired by this post) YOUR TUMBLR REST AND STRETCH IS HERE! NOW STRETCH YOUR NECK ACCORDINGLY! . . . . . . . . . .
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
i finally started watching doctor who
doctorwho: siriuswack: so much of the internet makes more sense now.
drrtyfilthygorgeous: only-slightly-insane: finn-stagram: orangemuses: why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010 excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone. we don’t need to be taught how to murder people. Supernatural taught me how to...
beerito: pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers
assbutt-in-the-garrison: sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to...
yourpersonalpurgatory: most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left And they’re cannibals
patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
foxnewsofficial: sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
Am I the only one who has a deep desire for making friends, but also has a deep loathing for people?